- Television leads to myopia.
- We will try not to be the one to turn the TV on.
- We will try to make it the very last thing we do on entering a room.
- When we are at a loose end, it will be the one thing we do not resort to.
- We have hundreds of unlistened to CDs; unwatched DVDs and unread books.
- Sport is not shit
- Jools is not shit
- The news is not shit
- The culture show is not shit
- Films are not TV
